wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

(Source: 6yr, via legalmexican)

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

(via intensional)

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

(via unescapable)

jail:

me when i found out that mike ‘the situation’ sorrentino from jersey shore is facing ten years in prison for tax evasion

image

(via telapathetic)

clacl:

i bet he sells … quack

(Source: sodaking, via llttlemermaid)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds, via legalmexican)

officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

(via unescapable)